'I hate beach music'

I love ballroom dancing.

However, if I hear The Embers' "I Love Beach Music" one more time tonight, I think my head is going to explode, showering my room in a fine mist of blood and bone overshadowed in its gruesome nature only by such cataclismic events as the bombing of Hiroshima.

Ok, so I'm prone to exaggerate, but damn! There is other music out there that we can use to learn to shag.

(sigh)

Aside from that, I had a good, if boring day. Now if I could just get some work done.

Oh yeah, first order of business: call my mother.