I think we all know where this is going.

So a couple of years ago, in very early January, my family went to Orlando, and Epcot center.

While there we went, among other places, to the Downtown Disney Marketplace.

It was there, strolling out of the Lego Imagination center and past the Disney Official-Licensed-Toys-You-Are-Way-Too-Cheap-To-Purchase store that I spotted a larger than life poster of Cruella De Vil's head. And in one startling moment of clarity, Michael Jackson's entire life goal was suddenly revealed to me.

All he has left is the shock of white hair.

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Remember, you saw it here first. I expect this startling revelation to be all over FoxNews in a week.

Thursday, March 03, 2005


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