this wedding will not suck.

And here are four reasons why:

1) Goth Girl in a Bridesmaid's dress.
2) Jailbait also in a bridesmaid's dress.
3) Lots of pretty dolled-up twentysomethings who are panicky because they're attending a wedding and it isn't their own.
4) Me, in black to the nines, sport suit, long coat, and subtle chain trimming.

Oh yes, it's going to be an interesting evening.

Oh, and by the way: it turns out that recipe from my last post is also a "recipe for letting the fucking dining room table catch fire while no-one is tending to the spanish-moss-and-short-candles centerpiece."

Doh.