If'n y'ain't readin' Chaplain Blue

might be best ya start.

I've been reading his work for a while, and his writing has come a long way. In addition, He is headed for new and more interesting waters these days.

snip:

The part after that was better--the part I consider real youth ministry. The kids queued up outside the youth room and were allowed in in groups of 10. They were greeted as a group by one of the volunteers and were asked a trivia question about something in Scripture. Mercifully, they asked a question relating to what was read at Mass. Then they were allowed to fall upon the table of food like locusts on a harvest. We ran out of cake.

/snip.