I heart Darby Conley

Because this makes me laugh.

In other news. . .

Things Patrick wishes he had in his apartment:

1. enough milk so he could make pudding.
2. bananas.
3. a magical device that would cause his last wisdom tooth to move to its final position right now, instead of drawing out this damnable process for weeks.

ooh. . .wait, I have oatmeal! [dashes off to make breakfast]