You get a new post soon. . .

. . .but for now, another "Patrick is crushing on Violet Blue" moment.

This is the way we should talk about sex toys.

(watch the embedded video--it's a beautiful thing).

There are no naked people anywhere in the video, and there aren't any sex noises either. . .still, you boss might frown on walking up behind you while you're watching two women chat about the benefits of the rippler.

Then again, it might just be on account of the blow dealt to his self confidence.