Too many tears for a single double bed.

And that's the honest truth.

I'm starting to suspect a warning might be in order, maybe a tattoo I could put on my shoulder that says "caution: does not allow others to sleep well"?

In other news: while occasionally inappropriate or over the top, this is quite a witty video, I especially like "Our first goal is to show utter contempt for the environment " and "Secretary of State Powell will plant information to insight fear about Iraq's links to terrorist groups."

Also, this song is adorable.